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Please do not torch
"There is a monster, but it's dead."
Tags:bed, bedroom, sleep, asleep, sleeping, unable to sleep, nightmare, nightmares, monster, monsters, monster under the bed, monsters under the bed, scare, scared, frighten, frightened, dead, death, dream, dreaming, reality, real, unreal, torch, torches, phobia, phobias, dark, darkness, lie, lies, lying, dad, dad jokes, dad joke, teraphobia, reassure, reassurance, calm, calm down, calming down
"So, when you day 'angry mob with torches and pitchforks,' you mean. . .?"
A vampire with a darkness flashlight
"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, monstrous, mob, mobs, mobbed, angry mob, lynch mob, angry, fashion, fashionable, fashions, fashion police, pitchfork, pitchforks, torch, torches, torched, chase, chases, chased, blazer, blazers, turtleneck, turtlenecks, village, villagers, fashionista, fashion faux pas
"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."
Tags:torch, torches, torching, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laying off, restructure, restructures, restructuring, revenge, vengeance, burn your bridges, burning your bridges, receptionist, receptionists, burn your bridges, burning your bridges, arson, arsonist, arsonists, leave, leaves, leaving, secretary, secretaries, office secretary, office secretaries
"It sure feels good to get the gang together."
'Kids today with all their technology.'
"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."
Tags:lynch mob, lynch mobs, mob, mobs, mobbing, uprise, uprising, rise up, rising up, torches, torch, pitchfork, pitchforks, firebrand, firebrands, vengeance, revenge, angry mob, angry mobs, irate, outrage, outraged, peasant, peasants, underclass, underclasses, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, executive, executives, villager, villagers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive, chief executives
"Torches and pitchforks - metaphorical, right?"
"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."
"People! People! Try to stay focused!"
Tags:mob, mobs, mob violence, mob rule, villager, villagers, angry villager, angry villagers, torches and pitchforks, focus, focuses, focusing, attention, distraction, distractions, distracted, torch, torches, mob rule, angry mob, angry mobs, violence, direct, directed, direction, consensus, easily distracted
"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
Tags:yard, yards, award, awards, award season, proud, pride, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintaining, accomplishment, accomplishments, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, torch, torches, burn, burns, burning, jealous, jealousy, real estate, garden, gardens, front yard, front yards, front garden, front gardens, petty, pettiness, personal property, yardwork, chore, chores, mow the lawn, mowing the lawn, award season
"Last chance for batteries before the light at the end of the tunnel."
Tags:consumerism, consumer, consumers, light at the end of the tunnel, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, profiteer, profiteering, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, battery, batteries, flashlight, flashlights, torch, torches, last chance, last chance to buy, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing, tactics, taking advantage, sales man, sales men, sales people, sales person, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, vendor, vendors, unscrupulous, unscrupulousness
Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.
'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.
"Then, at 3:45, you usher in a whole new era. I brought your flashlight."
'Nurse Cromwell, forget the enema!'
Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break
Tags:marathon, marathons, running, run, runner, runs, ran, break, breaks, smoke, smokes, smoker, smoking, smoke break, smoke-break, smoke breaks, smoke-breaks, torch, torches, irreverence, reverence, revere, revered, sport, professional sport, professional, pro, pros, competitive, competitive sport, global, global sport, international, international sport, cig, cigs, tobacco
"Is the light bothering you?"
"Sometimes they get frustrated and punch the wall."
Tags:mob, mobs, angry mob, angry mobs, torch, torches, pitchfork, pitchforks, castle walls, ivory tower, ivory towers, tower, towers, peasant, peasants, plebeian, plebeians, pleb, plebs, protected, protection, defensive walls, palisades, class difference, out of touch, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, lose control, losing your temper, ineffectual, ineffective, useless, rage
"He's just doing that to get attention."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, welder, welders, welding, torch, torches, acetylene torch, acetylene torches, cutting torch, cutting torches, graffiti, vandalism, love, attention, attention-seeking, needy, clingy, problem, problems, relationship, relationships, son, sons, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships, toddler, toddlers, unusual, strange, behavior, behaviour, desperate
Moth in spotlight
'No batteries needed, but you have to be menopausal to make them work.'
Statue of Liberty rests her arm at night.