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"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."
Cat tormenting a dog in a cone collar.
"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
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"Sometimes I just like to mess with their minds."
"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
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Poetry reading nightly
"I went to farmers' markets with my first wife. I don't know if I want to go through all that again."
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"See if you can get him to torment something."
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"Welcome to Hell. You'll be introducing acquaintances to each other via email for the rest of eternity."
"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"
Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.
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"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."
"I'm feeling conflicted. Should I go into the military or become a pacifist?"
'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'
Staff Picks: Torture Tools
"We think you'll love the 24 minute news cycle."
"Is this hell, or is this the line for hell?"
'Bird legs! Bird legs!'
"Thankfully I can still torture from home."
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"I was thinking about my life the other day, and the awful thought hit me: What if this is as bad as it gets?"
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The pit boss and the pendulum
Tomb of the unpublished author.
'Then, when they complain about the heat. Just when they think it can't get any worse, we bring in this guy. . .'
Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook
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"I'll settle for the soul patch."