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Bill and his pet tortoise
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"My doctor told me to take it easy."
"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."
Shortly after his first victory, the tortoise gets cocky.
Post race drug test.
'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'
Errol J. of Trumbull, Iowa, still has the same friends he had in high school
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'I'm getting an energy credit for installing the solar panels.'
"After I won, I came all unglued."
Tags:tortoise and the hare, aesop, aesop's fable, aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, tortoise, hare, race, races, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, unglued, aesopica, cele, celes, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, fortune, fortunes, big head, big heads, big headed, egotistical, egotist, bad influence, bad influences
"At least he died at home."
"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
Tags:sport, sports, race, races, racing, runner, runners, running, preparing, shoes, footwear, running shoes, sneakers, trainers, shoe store, shoe stores, salesman, salesmen, retail, customer, customers, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, fable, fable, aesop, aesop's fables, animal, animals, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, trying on, fashion
"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
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"No, thanks. I'm in training."
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"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, shell, shells, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, property, properties, mortgage, mortgages, loan, loans, payment, payments, money, finances, foreclosure, foreclosed, confiscated, eviction, evictions, evicted, financial advice, bank, banks, debt, debts
'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable
"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, tortoise shell, tortoise shells, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, hero worship, mix up, mix ups, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, falling over, fallen over, accident, accidents, happy accident, happy accidents, turtle, turtles, physicist, physicists, physics, scientist, scientists
"Run for your life, the ice age is coming."
"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, crowd, crowds, crowded, full, overcrowded, waiting, next, impossible, transportation, public transportation, public transit, bad idea, bad ideas
"This is getting us nowhere!"
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Look who's religious all of a sudden