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Tortoise and hair.
Hare and the Tortoise Race
In the end, neither was the winner. . . both tested positive to a banned substance!!
'On your mark, get set...'
"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
"The tortoise bought safe treasury bonds, but the hare invested in speculative high-yield funds..."
"It's all down to lottery funding, of course."
Tortoise and hare looking at sign for steroid testing.
'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'
The Tortoise and Hare Delivery Service, Allow 1 to 365 days for delivery,
'The food is great, but the service is slow.'
You didn't hear it from me, but the other hares in the office think you're getting your work done too quickly.
'The doctor's been complaining about how slow you are in paying his bills.'
Tortoise eats spinach in order to compete with hare.