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"It's his birthday."
How Is Your Pain Today?
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"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"
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"I do hope you'll excuse the formality of the clamps."
"Him? - Oh, he's gone private..."
"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."
"He still won't eat? Bah! Him and his hunger strike. He will soon learn that I am a very patient man."
'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands?'
Where Whipped Potatoes Come From.
"Been here very long?"
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"Oh! I can't wait 'til he sees my online review of this place!"
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'We have ways of making you talk'.
'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'
'Hey Jude played on pan pipes, a cow bell and nose flute. That's what I call an extraordinary rendition.'
'It's your own fault. What did Daddy tell you about talking back?'(medieval discipline)
"You can stop the pain, Marcel. Just show us how to crust a sea bass."
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"Afterwards, you'll be receiving a survey. Anything less than a 10 is considered a failure."
'Shall we start with some stretching exercises?'
Every day, allow His creations to take your breath away...
"On the plus side, my back never felt better!"