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'Whoa...crushing the will to live and an illusion of full employment! You really are ahead of your time, Igor.'
"Are you still using that outlet?"
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"Take away their Game Boys!"
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How Is Your Pain Today?
"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"
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"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."
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'Ahhr, he must be French... he's thanking us!'
"Excuse me-those performance reviews were supposed to be anonymous."
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'Why don't we call ourselves chiropractors and charge people for our services?'
'Raise your right hand if you wish to help us with our enquiries... SPLENDID!'
"I do hope you'll excuse the formality of the clamps."
"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."
"Look, you're never going to make any progress in therapy if you keep blaming other people for your problems."
"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
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A torturer checks his tip jar.
"He still won't eat? Bah! Him and his hunger strike. He will soon learn that I am a very patient man."
"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."
'There's such a thing as too much information, you know.'
"Don't talk to me about suffering - in my spare time, I'm a writer."
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"No wonder your arm aches. Shackles should be placed at eye level. Man, it's an ergonomic nightmare down here."
"Aren't I the one who's supposed to be enjoying his work?"
'He looks like a tough one. Let's try the old 'good-inquisitor bad-inquisitor' trick.'
"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."