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'Whoa...crushing the will to live and an illusion of full employment! You really are ahead of your time, Igor.'
"Are you still using that outlet?"
"Take away their Game Boys!"
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How Is Your Pain Today?
"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"
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"I was afraid it was bursitis, but it's only repetitive stress injury."
"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."
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'Ahhr, he must be French... he's thanking us!'
"Where do you get your ideas?"
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"Excuse me-those performance reviews were supposed to be anonymous."
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'Why don't we call ourselves chiropractors and charge people for our services?'
'Raise your right hand if you wish to help us with our enquiries... SPLENDID!'
"I do hope you'll excuse the formality of the clamps."
"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."
"Look, you're never going to make any progress in therapy if you keep blaming other people for your problems."
"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
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A torturer checks his tip jar.
"You are no match for my inner critic. . ."
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"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."
"He still won't eat? Bah! Him and his hunger strike. He will soon learn that I am a very patient man."
"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."
'There's such a thing as too much information, you know.'
"Don't talk to me about suffering - in my spare time, I'm a writer."
"No wonder your arm aches. Shackles should be placed at eye level. Man, it's an ergonomic nightmare down here."