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-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"
"Don't you think I should at least get a no-claims bonus?.. None of my horses have ever won!"
Lost again! I hope you kept a diary of your trip!
-What is 'horse sense' I wonder? -It's what stops horses from betting on people
-How about a fiver on that number three? -Ok, but to be safe,it better be each-way!
Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!
-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!
Your horse just came in!
-Psst! Would you like the winner of the Grand National? -No, sorry, I've only got a very small garden!
-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!
I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.
I can sum up the performance of my horse in one word...Last!
-Are you working, hambone? -Of course I am, do you think picking winners is childs play?
This is where the rich get richer and the poor get excited!
Don't put any money on him, I caught him betting on the favourite!
-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.
I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!
-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!
I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!
-Why do you always win at cards but not horses? -I can't shuffle the horses!
He failed the drugs test!
-Another winner! How on Earth do you do it? -I stick a pin in the paper -But you had four winners yesterday! -I used a fork!
-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!