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"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, player, players, athlete, athletes, reception, receptions, touchdown, touchdowns, education, school, schools, schooling, mark, marks, grade, grades, good grades, good marks, passing, higher education, college, colleges, university, universities, student, students, college football, good news, commentator, commentators, reporter, reporters, college athletics, student athlete, student athletes
"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
Tags:overcelebrating, overcelebration, excessive, excessive celebrating, unsportsmanlike, unsportsmanlike conduct, football, american football, sport, sports, professional sports, sports team, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, ridiculous, out of hand, over the top, exaggerated, exaggerate, touchdown, touchdowns, score, scored, scoring, win, winner, winners, winning, success, successful, referee, referees, refs, player, players, team, teams, penalty, penalties
One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.
"Good luck, I hope you hit a touchdown."
'Why do they always point at me when they get into an end zone?'
A player scores a touchdown holding his head instead of a football.
"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."
Tags:sports agent, sports agents, sporting agent, sporting agents, talent agent, talent agents, talent scout, talent scouts, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, contract negotiation, contract negotiations, victory dance, victory dances, touchdown, touchdowns, bonus, bonuses, coach, coaches, manager, managers
Input From The Front Office
Tags:american football, football, american sport, american sports, sport, sports, team talk, team, football player, football players, football management, football manager, suits, uniforms, suit, uniform, job, jobs, teamwork, management, fans, outsider input, outsider, advice, coach, college football, touchdown, defence, offence, clean office, businessman, sportsman, front office, front offices, input, field goal, field goals, trophy, trophies, award, awards, director, directors, director of football, directors of football, safety, safeties, butt in, butts in, butting in, punt, punts, block, blocks, blocing, blocker, blockers, block the punt, block the field goal
'Technically it's a touchdown.'
'What a game. The tailback credited me for both of his touchdowns!'
End zone dance practice.
'Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom!'
Tags:american football, american football player, american football players, score, scored, scores, scoring, scorer, scorers, touchdown, touchdowns, bathroom, bathrooms, run, running, runs, runner, runners, ran, need the bathroom, bursting, motive, motives, toilet, toilets, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, quarterback, quarterbacks, ref, refs, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, touchdown, touchdowns, touch down, touch downs, opinion, opinions, decision, decisions, controversy, controversial, like, likes, liking, liked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, afl, national football league, american football league, referee, referees, decision, decisions, touchdown, touchdowns, ruling on the field, catch, catches, catching, catcher, constitutional, report, reporter, reporters, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'
Tags:american football, american, football, football player, football players, footballer, footballers, hero, heroes, heros, dont be a hero, celebrate, celebrations, celebrating, bleachers, bleacher, score, scored, scores, touchdown, touchdowns, touch down, touch downs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hurry! We've got one last chance to score! You're our only hope!!'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, national football league, witch, witches, cauldron, cauldrons, last hope, last hopes, final hope, final hopes, broomstick, broomsticks, fly, flies, flying, score, scores, scoring, scored, touchdown, touchdowns, substitute, substitutes, sub, subs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'He broke another tackle! Go, Ernie, go!'
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When the ball got stuck yet again, Andy realized the other team had a real home field advantage.
'Doug needs to work on his landings.'
'Once more dear. A touchdown is worth how many points?'