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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
"It's the final four."
'You meowin' at me?'
"You eat dog - excellent!"
Tags:animal whisperer, animal whisperers, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, dog whisperer, dog whisperers, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talk, tough guy, tough guys, mr. tough guy, ego, egos, egotistical, egocentric, egotistic
A man is sat between thugs on the subway.
Tags:thug, thugs, tough guy, tough guys, punk, punks, rob, robs, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, robber, robbers, robbery, nervous, nervousness, nerve, nerves, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, safety, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, transit, mass transit, rapid transit
Average dog sits at bar and looks nervously at a big tough dog, who has the words BAD DOG tattooed on his paws.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bad dog, bad dogs, tattoo, tattoos, tough, rough, bad boy, bad boys, smoking, smoker, smokers, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, meek, unassuming, weak, normal, average, scary, tough guy, tough guys, personal appearance, personal style
"Hey, nice body! Not you, the car! ... That's what she said! ... Oh, yeah? Ask me about your wife!"
"A guy gets his legs broken, he should have the right to choose his own doctor."
Tags:choose a doctor, chooses a doctor, choosing a doctor, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, debt, debts, medical debt, medical debts, criminal, criminals, criminality, broken leg, broken legs, insurance, health insurance, health care, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, human rights, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, tough guy, tough guys, outrage, outraged, outrageous, mafia insurance, organized crime
Don't mess with Connecticut
Tags:states, us states, state reputations, reputations, reputation, bad reputation, don't mess with texas, texas, texan, texans, connecticut, bravado, bold, boldness, intimidation, imtimidate, bite off more than you can chew, overambitious, oversold, overselling, act tough, tough guy, tough guy act, fight, fighting, losing the fight, losing, middle class, refined, well-mannered
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
Tags:swing set, swing sets, break in, breaks in, breaking in, corral, corrals, rodeo, rodeos, playground, playgrounds, play area, play areas, playset, playsets, play set, play sets, cowboy, cowboys, rodeo, rodeos, bronco, broncos, tough guy, tough guys, horse, horses, horse trainer, horse trainers, bucking, bucking bronco, bucking broncos, western, westerns, cowpoke, cowpokes, recess
Nature's greatest conflicts: killer whale vs. killer bee
Workmen eat steel beams at lunch hour.
Tags:i-beam, i-beams, steel, steel beam, steel beams, builder, builders, building, construction, construction worker, construction workers, construction work, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch hour, lunch hours, eat, eats, eating, tough, tough guy, tough guys, tough man, tough men, toughness
"I eat guys like you for breakfast."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, eat, eating, food, egg, eggs, breakfast, tough guy, tough guys, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"This is Roscoe. He's in Accounts Receivable."
Bunk Bed Prisoners
Macho talk from down in accounting.
"Everything I have to say about politics, pal, I say on the internet."
I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"
"Nobody messes with Timid Turtles!"
Tags:gang member, gang members, gang membership, gang, gangs, matching tattoo, matching tattoos, joining a gang, join a gang, joins a gang, jump in, jumped in, jumping in, bad name, bad names, silly name, silly names, tough guy, tough guys, bad title, bad titles, misleading name, misleading names, turtle, turtles
". . . and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, campsite, campsites, camp site, camp sites, camper, campers, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, male stereotype, male stereotypes, scary story, scary stories, macho men, macho male, macho males, macho man, old west, wild west, american west, tough guy, tough guys, machoness, feelings, talking about feelings, sensitive, sensitiveness, emotional, emotions
"Then he said, 'Oh yeah, tough guy, well, what are you going to do about it?'"
'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'
"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."
"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
Tags:sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, trench, trenchcoat, trenchcoats, trenches, trench coat, trench coats, dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, walk, walks, walking, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, tough, tough guy, tough guys