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'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, gig economy, travel, travelling, tour, tours, touring, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, on holiday, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, sketchy, bad tours, tour guide, guide, guides, delusion, deluded, crazy, language, speech patterns, speech, word play, play on words, city life
'Attention, everyone. Our CEO will be touring the department in ten minutes. Please take the 'Change is Good' placards out of your lower desk drawers, dust them off, and hang them in a prominent place. Thank you!'
Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.
'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'
Tags:archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, fossil, fossils, fossilised, fossilisation, rolling stones, tour, tours, touring, toured, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, discover, discovers, discovery, discoveries, discovered, discovering, find, finds, finding, found, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'
I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
The Desert Island Package
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, palm tree, palm trees, tourist, tourists, tourism, pictures, photographs, cruises, cruise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tour, tours, holiday package, holiday packages, vacation package, vacation packages, all inclusive, ship, ships, boat, boats, activity, activities, holiday checklist, checklists, bucket list, travel, travelling, traveling, explore, exploring
Entering New York City - Check it out
Tags:nyc, new york city, new york, cities, city, urban, check it out, sign, signs, drive, driving, billboard, billboards, highway, highways, expressway, expressways, motorway, motorways, street vendor, street vendors, big apple, manhattan, entering sign, welcome sign, car, cars, big city, neighborhood, neighbourhood, borough, boroughs, neighborhoods, neighbourhoods, travel, traveling, travelling, tour, tours, tourist, tourists
Won't Get Off the Bus Tours
"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
Tags:sport, sports, bike, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, bicyclist, bicyclists, france, tour, tours, international, competition, competitions, competing, contest, contests, race, races, racing, athlete, athletes, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, questionable, suspicious, man, men, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, forgotten, forgetful, bad planning
'And over here is our product testing department.'
"Of course, people were much shorter back then."
"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."
Tags:negative, negative thinking, negative thought, negative thoughts, thinking space, thinking spaces, idea, ideas, muse, muses, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, pessimism, home office, office, tour, tours, home, homes, house, houses, man cave, man caves, work from home, works from home, working from home, personal space, negative outlook, glass half empty
"And to the port, the most sequestered jury in the world."
Tags:desert island, trapped on a desert island, castaway, castaways, shipwrecked, shipwrecks, tour, tours, tour guide, tour guides, tour boat, tour boats, sightseeing, sightseers, sightseer, jury, juries, juror, jurors, sequestered jury, sequestered, jury sequestration, sequestration, isolated, isolation, isolate, law, court case, court cases
"Now we're passing by a great big sign urging us to buy sofas!"
Tags:sign, signs, signage, ad, advert, adverts, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisement, market, marketing, bill board, billboard, roadside, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tour bus, tourbus, tour-bus, bus tour, bus tours, consumer, consumerism, consumers, capitalism, capitalist, critique, critic, critical, critically, social critique, anger, angry
"So, Andrea tells me you two have been away recharging your batteries."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, fashion, style, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, electricity, power, energy, static, charge, charging, recharge, recharging, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, battery, batteries, health, travel, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, traveling, tour, technology, modern life
"It's our time of Thanksgiving."
Tags:tourist, tourists, tourism, tour, tours, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, guru, gurus, religious, religion, religions, preacher, preachers, holiday, holidays, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, volcano, volcanoes, turkey, turkeys, turkey day, bird, birds, food, foods, animal, animals, worship, worshipping
"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
Tags:peddler, peddlers, peddling, pedlar, pedlars, busker, buskers, busking, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, orchestra, orchestras, quartet, quartets, string, minor, rhapsody, rhapsodies, symphony, symphonies, entertainment, classical, string instrument, string instruments, concert, concerts, calling, shouting, advertising, travelling, traveling, impromptu, tour, tours, touring, on tour
Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."
Tags:fashion, fashions, style, styles, stylish, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, trend, trends, trendy, women, woman, lady, ladies, women's clothing, women's fashion, ladies fashion, ladies clothing, clothes, clothing, leather, tour, tours, italy, italian, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, shopping
"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"
The Scream Painting