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'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'
'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'
Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
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"Of course, people were much shorter back then."
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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"And to the port, the most sequestered jury in the world."
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"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."
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"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."
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'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'
"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."
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Double-Decker Walking Tours.
Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic
"Contrary to popular belief, this city was in fact founded on post-funk dubtronica."
Maps to the house arrests of the stars
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'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
"Upgrade to premium now and enjoy this hike ad free."
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"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."
Whine Country Tours.
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"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."
"So, which one is supposed to be the house where Picasso lived?"
"And this relic was left here by Saint Winifred the Forgetful."
"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."