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His and Hers Towels
'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
A genie helps a man fold laundry.
'Life is easy for you kids these days! When I was a boy...'
'They're all the same.'
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'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
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His and Hers
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His and Hernia's towels.
Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.
'This new king of ours, this George the First, he's very German, isn't he?'
A woman in a bikini dries herself
She left Friday. He noticed Tuesday, when all the clean towels ran out.
"I say you're spoiling that dog."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, his and hers, towel, towels, pet accessory, pet accessories, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoiling, spoilt, overindulge, family pet, family pets, overindulged
"We're out of towels."
Tags:towel, towels, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, shower, showers, laundry, laundries, laundry day, washing day, household chore, household chores, housework, family life, family-life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative thinking
Wanted: Dead or alive.
"Wait - I can explain!"
He sometimes wondered if his new trophy wife was just after his money. (Towels read 'kin' and 'next of kin').
Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.
Towels Available At The Pool
Paper Bath Towels.
Boxing Trainer: 'NOOOOO, you IDIOT, you IDIOT! The TOWEL!! I SAID throw in the TOWEL!!'
The Bathroom of Jesus and His Bride
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, blanket, blankets, towel, towels, weather, wind, windy, blowing, blow, gone, literature, book, books, writing, novel, novels, page, pages, literary, writer, writers, author, authors, wordplay, word play, summer reading, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, relaxing, relaxation, leisure
"Hair balls are a thing of the past since I switched to moist towelettes."