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Department of Town Planning.
I want you to draw up plans for a city that can be built in a day.
"This submission is from a New York firm of architects."
Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.
'Out of town supermarket - with town built around it.'
"This neighborhood sure has changed since I was a kid."
'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'
"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."
'I'm worried about Jenkins. He keeps muttering 'today Bickerford, tomorrow the world'...'
'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'
"The only problem with town planning is having to account for people."
"You can't have the dormer, but rocket silos on the gable end are fine!"
"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."
'I see you have a history of vandalism. You're just the sort we're looking for.'
'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'
'Must be an Umberto Eco-town.'
"It's a small town with a very small budget!"
Town Planning Department
"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"
"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."