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"Twenty Seven wonderful years. They don't make gigolos like you anymore."
"I thought I wanted a boy toy but what I really wanted was a chew toy."
'Linda, before this goes any further, there's something I think you should know...'
"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."
"Maybe the best way we can make Mom see she's too old to have a boyfriend that young is to tell her he's a grape and she's a raisin."
Biff enjoyed dating older women.
"On the internet you said you were 32."
"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"
'I met my hubby in Spain...too bad I was with my toy boy.'
' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'
"Talk about 'Toy Boys' - I've got dresses older than him!"
'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'
1950s - 'Mom and Pops' Now - 'Mom and her boy toy' and 'Pop and his live in floozy'
Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'
Cut out and keep your own Graduate - For all the Mrs Robinsons of the World!!
"I'm trying to regain me lost youth -there's a reward if you find him."
'Can your toy boy come out to play?'
'I'd like to apply for a student loan please - about eighteen, dark hair, a nice firm bottom...'
'Well, did you win anything in your firm's Christmas raffle luv?'
Homage to ex-husband.
"I'm not looking for a toy paperboy."