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"Looks like an inside job."
"Three fully articulated action figures to see you, Mr. Reynolds."
"I'd like to see old Ho-Ho-Ho try to assemble one of these damn toys."
'But I don't want to build toys. I want to be an accountant!'
"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."
During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.
Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.
"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"
'I need to get away and unwind!'
'I've outsourced the toy-making production and ramped up the legal department.'
'It's something we think today's kids will be able to relate to - Inaction Figures.'
'I'm sorry, but we've been told to cut costs, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.'
"We decided to make the next line of dolls more realistic."
"He must be a South Pole elf..."
A toy idea that never caught on.