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'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'
Timeline of Farming Through the Ages...
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"I got it from eBay."
"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"
Bovine Fast Food,
To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.
'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'
"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"
'This'll save a couple of journeys!'
A Farmer's Favourite Sheep
'We've had to scale down a few things on the farm.'
In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!
'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'
'It worked! Dressing the scarecrow like a lawyer has scared everybody away!'
"We want to know when your freshly planted crop will be ready for us to make crop circles in it."
'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'
Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.
Happiness is doing what you love!"
'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'
"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."
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Ploughing your own furrow
"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."