Tradesmen Cartoons and Comics

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'It's a quote from the builder...he says that the ?8500 will just about cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

A1 fencing solutions

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

Nails.

'It's just the plumber!'

"I think the plumber wants his bill paid!"

No tools left in this van overnight.

Celebrity Cowboy Builders - As exposed on TV.

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

'I can't believe you've finished the whole room already. You're the quickets painter and decorator I've ever had.'

"Look I could understand if it was a Rothko or Jackson Pollock!"

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

"What's it to be then... a highly-skilled tradesman on low pay or a poorly trained CEO on high pay?"

"Now will you listen! Never get on the wrong side of a cowboy plumber!"

'I have some plaster left over. Do you want me to fill that crack?'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'

"This doesn't exactly fill me with confidence, I must admit."