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The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.
'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'
'Orange juice from 100% carrots'
'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'
'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'
'The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.80 if you want to take them inside the plane.'
'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'
"I've just been prevented from selling them by Trading Standards."
Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'
'It's new and improved because we now have better advertising.'
'Are they finished? Right, wait until I report this to trading standards!'
"At least Trading Standards can't complain..."
'According to new Federal Trade Commission regulations, I can wish you, but not guarantee you, a very merry Christmas.'
'This Japanese watch you sold me is two hours slow. . .That's the time in Japan.'
'Fair Business Bureau, Good Business Bureau, Better Business Bureau.'
Chinese goods and toxicity.
'Honest Jon' car dealer updates showroom sign after reading Trading standards brochure.
'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'
"Did you order the leak soup?"