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Inflatable Guys For The Ladies
Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'
"I was going to make dinner but we are all out of peanut butter and jelly."
"Boys don't play with dolls, but you can wash all her dresses if you like."
'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'
Of course my wife can sew - she's a surgeon.
'So, how'd you know I was a stay-at-home dad?'
'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'
'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'
'The kettle's boiling, now what do I do?'
'You missed a spot.'
'Mom is the disciplinarian in the family.'
'Like all traditional jobs for women, this is long hours and low pay.'
'-with no man about the house it'll probably be a tip!'
"...Are you really against sexist advertising or are you just against self-confident women who work instead of waiting at the stove for her spouse?"
If you want your dinner use a time machine & go back to the fifties.
"My wife has gone away for a few days."
The accountability of the modern workplace has meant that some traditional roles are now filled entirely by mannequins.