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'What, They're comfortable.'
'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'
Thanksgiving Day Traditions
"My right nipple is cold."
"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
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"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."
Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
"I have the first sergeant's permission to speak to the commanding officer. I am in love with your daughter, sir, and would like to marry her."
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'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, tradition, traditions, traditional, thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgivings, thanks givings, meal, meals, native american, native americans, pilgrim, pilgrims, settler, settlers, dinner, dinners, hope, hopes, hoping, wife, wives, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The networks are losing share and you sit there reading?"
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It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
Attack of the Creeping Doily
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Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,
'Mittens and Rufus wanted today's wedding ceremony to include traditions from both of their cultures.'
"I appreciate traditional values as well as the next man, Belknap, but you'll have to convert to battery power like the rest of us."
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'I have a very traditional approach to discipline.'
The Annual Running of the Cabs
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"That's my father. He's the understudy for my mother."
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"Now let me see – where did we leave off last year?"
Caveman Has The Prophetic Shadow Of A Grilling Man
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"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."
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Li'l Bill meets destiny.
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Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.
Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before
"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
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