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"What were you texting that was so important?"
Tags:text, texts, texting, texting and driving, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, mistake, messages, messaging, mistakes, modern life, modern attitudes, irresponsible, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones
'Yeah, I hear the squealing noise too. Probably just a bad wheel bearing.'
Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.
"No! Bless you!"
'I wonder what the telematics will make of this.'
Aaaah! I have stupidly been driving while txting you and lost control...
Back Seat Driver
What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....
"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."
Tags:limo, limos, limousine, limousines, limo driver, limo drivers, limo driving, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, car crash, car crashes, traffic crash, traffic crashes, car trouble, car troubles, car insurance, auto insurance, traffic police, transport police, traffic cop, transport cops
Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.
'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''
"Do we know for sure it's a concussion and not just a Keatsian swoon?"
Tags:swoon, swoons, swooning, keats, john keats, romantic poet, romantic poets, romantic poetry, concussion, concussions, concussed, concuss, head injury, head injuries, head wound, head wounds, bad head, ambulance, ambulances, traffic accident, traffic accidents, paramedic, paramedics, first responder, first responders
"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."
Tags:bull, bulls, red, sees red, seeing red, color, colors, colour, colours, traffic, traffic light, traffic lights, traffic accident, traffic accidents, car accident, car accidents, gore, gores, goring, charge, charges, charging, matador, matadors, bullfighter, bullfighters, bull fighter, bull fighters, rage, blind rage, blind rages
'Thank you God.' Beer lorry crashes.
How airbags should work.
Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.
texting and driving laws
'I was able to find most of the car.'
'See, I told you we could make it under that bridge!'
'Good brakes, huh?'
"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."
Car on exit ramp crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.
Grim Reaper tries to hitchhike.
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'I think you're losing me.'