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Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
'Are you sure we cross here? It's just a picture of a deer.'
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.
'Try to hit something cheap.'
texting and driving laws
'See, I told you we could make it under that bridge!'
'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'
"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."
Road Rage in the Afterlife
Grim Reaper tries to hitchhike.
Elks on a motorcycle at an Elk Crossing sign.
'Our car was broadsided. Luckily the other driver was our insurance agent.'
'Now wait a minute...who's at fault here?'
'You know how you always wanted a convertible?'
"Of course you've never had a car accident, we never go anywhere."
Always remember... the roadside signs are there for a reason!
"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."
'Look at this moron...going the wrong way down a one way street!'
'...I think I found Uncle Eddy, and it's not good.'
Pedestrian sign accident.
'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'