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Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
texting and driving laws
'See, I told you we could make it under that bridge!'
"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."
'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'
Road Rage in the Afterlife
'Now wait a minute...who's at fault here?'
"Of course you've never had a car accident, we never go anywhere."
"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."
'...I think I found Uncle Eddy, and it's not good.'
'Look at this moron...going the wrong way down a one way street!'
Pedestrian sign accident.
'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'
'It's thought that icy road conditions were a contributing factor.'
'I'm running a little behind. I got rear-ended.'
'It wasn't until years of traversing the same deadly highway that one day Frogger noticed a convenient overpass.'
'. . .er, darling, how is our present cash flow situation?'
Car Crash Near Christian Science Reading Room
Husband and wife go their separate ways after a car crash.
Bad Hare Day
What happens when a bendy bus tries to avoid a rabbit.
'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'