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"What?"
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manhole, man, men, gutter, gutters, drainage, drains, sewage, sewage system, traffic cone, traffic cones, cone, cones, startle, startled, startles, mole people, mole person, underground, scare, scared, shock, shocked, shocks, frightened, frighten, frightens, question, questions, questioned, query, queries, confused, confusion, confuse, confused
Too much cilantro
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warning, warnings, warning cone, warning cones, cone, cones, traffic cone, traffic cones, cilantro, cilantro hater, cilantro haters, herb, herbs, food, cooking
Dead End
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dead end, dead ends, driver, drivers, driving, road to nowhere, road, roads, bad road, bad roads, traffic cone, traffic cone, car, cars
A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.
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traffic cone, traffic cones, not tonight, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, low sex drive, low sex drives, hands off, metoo, me too, #metoo, read, reads, reading, ignore, ignores, ignoring, husband, husbands, mismatch, mismatched, low sex drive, low sex drives, bedroom, bedrooms, higher sex drive, higher sex drives
"Don't worry; I'm sure these Earthlings will welcome us with open arms..."

"It's all 'Health and Safety' these days..."
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health and safety, health & safety, grim, grims, reapers, reaper, scythes, angel of death, embodiment of death, pensioners, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, safety officer, risk assessment, risk assessments, safety, health, death, grim reaper, elderly, older, pensioner, scythe, roadsign, high-viz jacket, traffic cone, cork
Patient Parking and Impatient Parking
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hospital, hospitals, hospital parking, patient, patients, impatience, car park, car parks, parking lot, parking lots, parking space, parking spaces, infirmary, doctor, parking, tarmac, parking place, motorcar, vehicle, impatient, patient, traffic cone, bumper, wheel, crash, litter, number plate
'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'
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king, traffic, cone, traffic cone, traffic cones, obey, obeying, loyalty, enforcing, traffic jam, standstill, mobilization, mobilisation, immobilised, immobilized, mob, followers, royal subjects, kneel, bow down, knees, positions, road, humans, leader, speech, rebellion, rebellions, rebel, rebels, leaders, revolution, revolutions, uprising, uprisings
"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.
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turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, football season, football seasons, football helmet, football helmets, american football, construction, construction season, construction seasons, traffic cone, traffic cones, orange cone, orange cones, orange traffic cone, orange traffic cones, shell, shells
"I think that last cone was more than a warning."
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warning cone, warning cones, traffic cone, traffic cones, warning, warn, warns, warnings, more than a warning, threat, threats, stabbed, stab, stabs, stab wound, stand wounds, stabbing, cone, cones
"Yes, I'm still working on it."
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, dining alone, single, diner, diners, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, eating, meal, meals, food, slow eater, slow eaters, eating slowly, rush, no rush, still working on it, still going, still eating, time, wait, waiting, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, traffic cones, traffic cone, pylon, pylons, road cone, road cones, safety cone, safety cones, construction cone, construction cones, cone, cones, marker, markers
"Let's move on to the maneuverability test."
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ice cream, ice creams, ice cream van, ice cream vans, van, vans, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, traffic cone, traffic cones, drivers test, driver's test, drivers exam, driver's exam, drivers examination, driver's examination, driving test, driving tests, driving exam, driving exams, driving examination, driving examinations
"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"
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traffic calming, traffic cone, traffic cones, roadwork, roadworks, road work, road works, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic queue, traffic queues, driver, drivers, congestion, congested, road, roads, road rage, road-rage, traffic line, traffic lines, directions, roadsign, road sign, road signs
"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."
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macbeth, macbeth, shakespeare, william shakespeare, newt, newts, potion, potions, recipe, recipes, cauldron, cauldrons, coven, covens, magic spell, magic spells, spell, spells, magic, witch, witches, witchcraft, ingredient, ingredients, traffic cone, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenness, girls, girls', night out, nights out, halloween, halloweens
'Sorry, I'm late. I ran into a lot of construction.'
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witch, witches, fly, flying, flies, flew, flown, broom, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, cone, cones, hat, hats, pointy hat, traffic cone, traffic cones, construction, road work, road works, pothole, potholes, held up, hold up, hold ups, late, on time







