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"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."
'I don't make the rules, sir. I'm just grateful for those who do.'
'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'
Warning! Double traffic fines: School zones, construction sites, lawyers chasing ambulance!