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"I'm afraid I wasn't watching my speed, Officer - we're fleeing from New York."
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"Can you slow down a bit?"
This lane for calling and texting while driving only.
'Put me down! You're driving!"
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'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'
'You're all right, but your self-driving car is over the limit for ethanol.'
Alcoholic beverages on the road.
Traffic Offence Selfie
Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.
"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."
'Now I know how fast this baby can go.'
'You are charged with using a cell phone while driving... How do you plead?'
'There's nothing wrong with your driving. WE just feel like beating the crap out of somebody!'
Man stealing a speed camera.
'Red is the new orange?'
Speed Checked By Bored Bureaucrats.
"What's wrong, officer? I didn't violate the car pool lane rules."
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'Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?'
Police now targeting ill informed driver.
"I don't care if it is your job. If you issue me with that ticket, don't bother coming home tonight!"
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'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'
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'It's ok officer the tyres are only flat at the bottom!'
'Please let me go!'
'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'