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'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'
"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"
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2520 Jackson, MS
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'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
"This is so unexpected – I didn't even prepare a speech."
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"He said we can just ignore the sign."
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"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."
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"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."
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"Now I'm calling my lawyer."
"It's not that I'm old. I've always been a lousy driver."
"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"
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"I'm afraid I wasn't watching my speed, Officer - we're fleeing from New York."
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"Do you know you've had your caps lock on for the last ten miles?"
Tags:driver, drivers, driving, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic control, traffic police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police man, police men, text, texting, text and drive, dont text and drive, texting while driving, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, police, capital, capitals, caps lock, capslock, caps-lock, mistake, mistaken, accident, accidents, type, typing, message, messages, messaging, unprofessional, professionalism
"Isn't 85 the new 55?"
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"Funny, funny, funny, but we're going to pass on 'How to Drink and Drive.' "
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"The charge is driving without a tree."
"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."
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"I had you doing six in a five."
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, golf cart, golf carts, gold buggy, golf buggies, traffic police, traffic cop, speeding, speeding fine, speeding fines, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, pulled over, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving, boy racer, overkill, over do, over-do, pedantic
'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'
"He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he's just showing off."
The March of Progress; Unbroken land, dirt track, paved road, sleeping policemen, sleeping policeforce, simulated unbroken land.
'Oh good Officer! You can settle an argument. She says I'm drunk and I say I'm not!'
Speed Checked By Radar.
"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."