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"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
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"Requesting a postponement, Your Honor, until the mood of the county is less pro-metermaid."
Tags:court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, metermaid, meter maid, metermaids, meter maids, traffic court, traffic courts, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, political mood, political moods
Tags:music, musician, musicians, rock, famous musician, famous musicians, rock star, rock stars, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, fashion, style, personal appearance, fashion statement, beard, beards, facial hair, sunglasses, word play, wordplay, play on words
"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
Tags:senior, seniors, senior citizen, pensioner, pensioners, growing old, growing older, senior discount, senior discounts, age, aging, aged, over the hill, wife, wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, nagging wife, nagging wives, husbands, husband, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, ticket, tickets, ticketing, getting a ticket, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, driver, drivers, senior driver, senior drivers, older driver, older drivers, traffic fine, traffic fines, senior driver, senior drivers, fine, fines, discount, discounts
"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."
Tags:driving, driver, drivers, distracted driving, driving distracted, text, texting, texting while driving, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, safe, safety, safe driving, bad driver, bad drivers, distracted driver, distracted drivers, ship in a bottle, ship-in-a-bottle, danger, dangerous, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, cell-phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, ticket, tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, excuse, excuses
"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"
Tags:fly, flies, lying, icarus, myth, myths, mythology, mythologies, pull over, pulls over, highway patrol, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, moving violation, moving violations, human flight, regulation, regulations, safety, health and safety, human safety
"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"
"Could you just hold it just a min, Officer - the tape's just getting to the real ka-boom part."
Tags:song, songs, listen, listens, music nut, music nuts, music fan, music fans, radio, radio station, radio stations, pulled over, ticket, tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, wait, waits, waiting, delay, delays, delaying, entitled, entitlement, entitled attitude, entitled attitudes, favorite part, favorite parts, favourite part, favourite parts, cassette, cassettes, cassette tape, cassette tapes, music fanatic, music fanatics
"Nothing to hide huh? How about a broken tail light for starters?"
"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."
'Technically it wasn't a red light I went through. It was more of a deep vermillion.'
"Where's the fire, pal?"
Tags:fire, fires, engine fire, engine fires, car fire, care fires, traffic stop, pulling over, irony, ironic, policeman, police officer, police officers, policemen, police men, police, highway patrol, highway patrolman, highway patrolmen, speed, speeder, speeders, speeding, pulled over, traffic ticket, traffic tickets
"It's just a little summons for parking illegally in front of the restaurant. This won't affect our relationship, will it, Darlene?"
"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."
Tags:crash, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, crash-test dummy, crash-test dummies, speed ticket, speed tickets, speeding, speeder, speeders, traffic tickets, traffic cop, traffic cops, transport cop, transport cops, traffic police, transport police, crash, health and safety, health & safety, safety, test, tests, crashing, police, police officer, law enforcement officer, car, auto, traffic ticket
Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.
Tags:ticket, tickets, parking ticket, parking tickets, parking fine, parking fines, moving violation, moving violations, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, unpaid ticket, unpaid tickets, unpaid fine, unpaid fines, sports car, sports cars, middle age, midlife crisis, midlife crises, fast car, fast cars
"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, traffic fine, traffic fines, flattery, buttering up, sweet-talking, sucking up, breaking the law, transportation, driver, drivers, driving
"55 literally or ironically?"
"One nice thing about being a turtle is we never get any speeding tickets."
"Two wrongs do not make a right."
Yellow brick road traffic cop
The mid-state region's salesman of the year avoid another traffic ticket.
Tags:salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches, sales strategy, sales strategies, cop, cops, police officer, police officers, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police, transport police, transport cop, transport cops
"Jesus! Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
'Not wearing your seat belt is a $75 fine.'
"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."
Tags:texting, smart phone, smart phones, driving, driver, drivers, police, traffic stop, traffic stops, police officer, police officers, traffic violation, traffic violations, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, transport police, traffic police, transport cop, traffic cop, dangerous driver, dangerous driving