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'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'
This is what happens when we die...
"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.
'The show must go on!!'
'Yeah, I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, but I don't remember seeing a train?'
Well thank god for side impact panels!
"Sorry I'm late, train crashed again."
"For a moment. I lost my thought of train."