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'He's worried that the 20% that changes is the only 20% he knows!'
"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
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Thomas the Tank Engine. Harold the Helicopter. Bob the Crane
Tags:train, trains, train line, train lines, subway, the subways, subway train, subways trains, subway line, subway linesz, tube, the tube, underground, the underground, blt, bacon lettuce tomato, sandwich, sandwiches, lunch, lunchtime, passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters, the commute, commuting
"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."
Tags:suit, suits, business attire, business suit, business suits, dress code, dress-codes, dress sense, subway, subways, underground, heating, ac, train, trains, railway, railways, sweat, sweating, sweated, sweats, perspiration, bo, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, commuting, public transport, public transportation
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
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'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'
Tags:subways, subways, the subway, the underground, underground, train, trains, underground train, underground trains, tube, the tube, underwater, under the sea, submarine, submarine, diver, divers, diving, scuba diver, scuba divers, scuba diving, commute, commutes, the commute, commuter, commuters, indecent, public indecency, under dressed, under-dressed, snorkel, snorkelling, snorkeling, snorkeler, snorkelers
And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.
Tags:call, calls, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, center, centers, centre, centres, train, trains, training, trainer, practice, practices, breathe, breathes, headset, headsets, scare, scary, scares, scaring, uncomfortable, direct, directs, directly, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Hold on, I'm coming to a tunnel."
Tags:driving, driver, drivers, public transport, train, trains, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone call, phone calls, fish, fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, tunnel, tunnels, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, pet fish, fish owner, fish owners
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
Tags:subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, seat, seats, seat hog, seat hogs, hogging the seat, garbage bag, garbage bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, bag, bags, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, dead, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murders, murdered, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, widow, widows, stuff, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."
'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
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"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."
The Interstate Rapid Transit System
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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
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A subway to Coney Island.
'Norman, mentoring is not about making everybody else the same as you.'
"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."
"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
The Little Engine That Understood
Tags:engine, engines, train, trains, train engine, train engines, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, railway, railways, therapy, good listener, good listeners, understanding, understood, sympathetic, children's story, children's stories, children's book, children's books
"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."
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'tell the new athletic trainer I want to see him immediately after practice.'
'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'