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"If you had to give me high marks for something, what would it be?"
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
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The Swat Team of 15-L
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'You're not yourself today. To what do I owe this unique pleasure?'
Sometimes a desire for excellence needs to be tempered somewhat.
'Do you still believe in European stereotypes ?'
"She definitely has your neck bolts."
'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'
"Sorry, but we have to let you go. Don't worry...I'm sure you'll land on your feet."
"He's got your trudge."
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"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."
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"Anyone with a car."
The Ekert Saga: 'I felt a bit bloated, so I took a break from the ego smorgasbord of people to hang out with the animals in the woods for a while.'
'All I know is, it's a babe magnet...when women see a guy wearing one of these things, they naturally think he's caring and sensitive, so it reels them in!'
The Ekert Saga: 'Ok...So we knew that the Ekert feeds and grows on the negative thoughts of people...and we knew that the more petty,vicious and vacuous the people are it gets exposed, the bigger it gets...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Tell us about the anti-Ekert, Captain Eddie.'
The Ekert Saga: '...So I thought you should know...even for Danae it seemed a little weird.'
The Ekert Saga: '...without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government...and megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it...and, no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah.'
The Ekert Saga: 'The only way to protect the Ekert is fah us to find the anti-Ekert before the enemy does...first get the Ekert away from people so he can get small enough to hide...'
Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Oh...I get it. Keep him away from people, right?...To stop him from gorging on a buffet of ego, malice and greed, right?'
Modest to a fault.
'I couldn't sleep last night. . . then I realized I forgot to turn around in a circle three times before I went to bed. . .'
'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'
'Yeah, they're a bit big, but it's a family trait I'm proud of: My grandfather was 'Dumbo'!'