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"We're popping bubble wrap because it's cheaper than tranquilizers."
'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'
Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).
'Hello, Doctor Henson? This is Doctor Fredmulch, the veterinarian....'
The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.
"Help! My ex-wife... she shot me! It's just a tranquilizer dart, but it's the principle of the thing."
'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'
"Ted! Hey, Ted! You okay? You don't look so good!"
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Then one day he finally came home messed up on drugs.
"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."
"Glad you like the beer. I put a little Prozac in it."
"Naturally when you told me you had a couple of tablets to help us through life...I thought..."
"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"
"Wake up, Mr. Jones! It's time for your sleeping pill!"
"Yep. I felt the tranquiliser dart, but it hit me after my fifth coffee of the morning, so I pretended to fall asleep: Boy those scientists got a scare!"
'Heavy sedatines for Mr Baines. His cheerful disposition is giving me a headache.'
"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"
'You'll know this expensive sedative is working when you're no longer anxious about the cost.'
'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'
"Luckily, I had some Valium with me !"
'Those tranquilizers didn't do a thing for her...'
'Tranquilizing gun, hell! This is a thirty-caliber Springfield!'
"He's a lovely little dog but sometimes he gets a bit wild."
'I wish the boss didn't feel the need to pop a tranquilizer every time I ask to see him!'
'There's nothing wrong with me yet but I'm about to sell my business and need tranquilizers in advance.'