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"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."
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'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'
"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"
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'Trust me, I'm loaded with trans fats.'
"Apparently, it's extremely bad for the heart. But I wouldn't worry ??" it only affects people who have one."
Healthy Gingerbread House
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'What about Trans Fats?!'
"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."
'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'
'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'
Spring Water - 0% Trans Fats.
Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...
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Spring Water - 0% Trans Fat.
"You're full of trans-fats!"
"Bag the trans fat evidence and this time get it to the precinct."
Fat Free Water.
Sugar and Margarine
'The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each.'
Trans Fat Free Cookies - Trans fat has killed people. Are you one of them?
'Hangin' around McDonald's again, aren't you?'
'And containing 100% artificial ingredients, it contains absolutely no gluten or trans-fats!'
'Trans fat will do that.'
'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'
'He assaulted you with pop corn?'
'You're riddled with trans-fats, diabetes and high cholesterol, as well as having a nasty case of gingivitis.'