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No - I do not have a loyalty card.
"Would you like to purchase a videotape of your transaction?"
'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'
And the name of your bank? Piggy.
'The bank would like to offer you this toaster for you not to open an account.'
'No transactions today...our abacus is down.'
'You better start treating me with more respect, or I'll take my overdraft elsewhere!'
'Keep an eye on it -- It tends to goof off.'
'I know you didn't actually transact any business, but we do have a $2.00 cover charge.'
'Okay, she's got her card in, now shut it down.'
"It's a new bank policy, sir - Transactions under $500 just aren't worth our while."
Please Help! All Transactions Final!
'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'
'No, my son. Arbitrage is not a bad word but perhaps it should be.'
'Does your security camera photograph people who are overdrawn?'
Why Self-Serve Banking Doesn't Work.
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'Tellers laughing ' 'Can I have my statement?'
Deposit. 'Bless you kind sir. '
'Money is so tight, it's harder to get into debt than out of it.'
'This is you third withdrawl this week. How about a deposit or two?'
'A kitten is the surprise gift for new customers.'
'Sorry, change of policy, we don't care'