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"Marjorie, I've got something to tell you."
Birdbath Choices: His, Hers, and Gender Neutral.
"Liquor, gamblin', broads, tobacco. What's the Q stand for?"
"I have two children from a previous sexuality."
"That explains why there's no electricity between us."
"Okay, I'm not a lamb, and I don't self-identify as a lamb. I'm just hungry."
"I know we're sinking, but the government demanded the animals go 3 x 3..."
"It looks like this one's for me..."
"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"
"Wait - I can explain!"
"Sometimes I feel like a cat trapped in a dog's body."
"You're absolutely right. Snowperson."
"So far so good, but when we go to the bathroom it could be a problem. Which bathroom do we use?"
"Just because I walk like a duck, and I quack like a duck, doesn't mean I identify as a duck."
Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...
"The Adam's apple was a dead-giveaway, but I why on earth would you CHOOSE to wait on that line?"
"I want to be ewe."
Sugar 'N' Spice An' All Things Nice
"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."
"It's Cal, not Callie anymore. I'm transitioning."
"Transgender? Tell me about it! I'm a responsible, empathic, honest guy, trapped in the body of a politician!"
"Would you like to see a picture of me before the operation?"
Part Time Woman Wanted.