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Translating Contractor to English
Danaelect: 'There wouldn't be so many problems if everyone spoke the same language, so I'm creating one.'
Berlitz guide to Scamese
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Google Translate for Marriagese
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Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.
Tags:language learning, learning languages, language, languages, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, dentist, dentists, going to the dentist, this won't hurt, dentalese, dental pain, dental work, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental office, dental offices, cavity, cavities, teeth, teeth cleaning, irony, doublespeak, double-speak, say one thing mean another, pain, painful, hurt, hurts, mild discomfort
'Its all Greek to me.'
'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'
The Internet - Now available in bookstores
Tags:internet, search engine, search engines, cat video, cat videos, traffic, website, websites, popular, popularity, book adaptation, book adaptations, physical media, bookstore, bookstores, book store, book stores, brick-and-mortar, storefront, storefronts, abridged, translation, translations, encyclopedia, encyclopedias, online encyclopedias
'Some days, I think they can understand every word I say.'
'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'
'Ahhr, he must be French... he's thanking us!'
'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
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'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'
Unfortunately, the minister's little joke didn't translate well into Ukrainian.
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
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"Do you have a babble-to-English dictionary?"
Tags:babble, babbling, baby-talk, libraries, librarian, librarians, dictionaries, bookstores, book shop, book shops, bookshop, bookshops, baby talk, library, dictionary, bookstore, mother, baby, babies, communication, communications, translation, translations, dictionary, crying, translation, translate, translating, family life, baby babble
Lost to antiquity.
'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'
'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.'
'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'
An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.
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Chiantis In Translation
"They're offering special premiums if we use their service."
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