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Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon
Tags:sled, sledding, sleds, sled dog, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, mush, mush mush, husky, huskies, malamute, malamutes, regions, region, regional, regional customs, custom, customs, weather, winter, wintery, snow, snowing, transport, alternative, alternatives, traditional, traditionally, pet, pets, running, run, runner, runners, race, races, racing, marathon, marathons, sport, sports
"Once you've read your favorite authors on a little illuminated screen, you can't go back."
'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'
The Jitney 'Cross The Styx
Tags:taxi, taxis, share taxis, cab, cabs, jitney, share, share bus, bus, buses, public, public transport, transport, mythology, myth, myths, mythological, god, gods, greek, greek mythology, underworld, under world, afterlife, after life, hell, styx, river styx, traffic, crowded, crowds, tourist, tourists, journey, journeys, car, cars
'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'
"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, businesswoman, businesswomen, travel, travelling, corporate culture, corporate, travels, brag, bragging, insincere, work, working, jet, jetting, jet setting, fly, flying, flies, bragged, brags, boast, boasting, boasts, transport
Caution: Generous Gratuity Expected
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, car, cars, autos, auto, automobile, automobiles, transport, transportation, hail, hail a cab, hail a taxi, doorman, doormen, bellhop, bellhops, gratuity, gratuities, tip, tips, money, urban, city, cities, city life, modern life, job, jobs, work, worker, workers, profession, professions
"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."
Tags:travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, traveller, travelers, travellers, transport, transportation, cab, cabs, taxi, taxis, queens, new york city, new york, nyc, borough, boroughs, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, pretentious, snob, snobs, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, urban
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
Tags:anthony, anthony hopkins, actor, actors, films, film, movie, movies, creepy, creep, creeps, urban, urban living, urban life, reference, references, bus, buses, public transport, car, cars, travel, transport, public, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, commutes, actor, actors, acting, cannibal, cannibals, hannibal, hannibal lecter, scared, scary, terror, terrified, paranoid, paranoia, long day, long day at work, modern life, modern, city, city life, city living, married, couple, couples, married life, pop culture, pop cultures, culture, cinema, hollywood
Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking.
"Will this take me where I want to go, no questions asked?"
Tags:canal, canals, street, streets, road, roads, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, water, river, rivers, flood, flooded, venice, subway, metro, train, trains, underground, tube, transport, transportation, public transportation, track, tracks, station, stations, platform, platforms, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, passenger, passengers, swim, swimming, new york, ny, urban, city, city life, urban life, word play, word plays, literal, canal street
"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."
Tags:jesus, god, gods, religion, religions, pray, praying, beg, begging, summer, the hamptons, hamptons, escape, escaping, heaven, rapture, rapture to heaven, traffic, raptures, second coming of christ, christ, christian, christians, transport, transporting, wealth, wealthy, bus, buses, drive, driving, vacation, vacations, summer, summers, holiday, holidays
"Don't make eye contact..."
Tags:whale, whales, whaling, harpoon, harpoons, hunt, hunting, sperm whale, sperm whales, moby dick, moby-dick, whalers, hunter, hunters, whaler, captain ahab, ahab, hermn mellville, melville, eye contact, eye-contact, draw attention, attention, awkward, awkwardness, worry, worried, worries, captain, captains, harpooning, subway, subways, transit, mass transit, public transport, mass transits, literature, book, books, novel, novels, transport, tube, train, trains
Total World Domination bus.
A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.
Tags:golf cart, golf carts, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, retired, retirement, superhero, superheroes, invisible, invisibility, transport, transportation, age, ages, aging, ageing, retirement community, retirement communities, vehicle, vehicles, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers
The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilty, guiltily, guilt trip, guilt-trip, extreme, extreme measures, desperate measures, road safety, traffic safety, buckle up, buckle-up, seatbelt, seat belt, seatbelts, seat belts, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, taxi, taxis, taxi driver, taxi drivers, driver, drivers, road safe, safe, safety, safer, traffic safety, travel, travelling, transport, safe, safer, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabbies, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, drivers, tech, technology, suicide, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, melodrama, melodramatic, dramatic, dramatically, over dramatic, over-dramatic, yellow taxi, taxi driver
Planned Service Changes
Tags:trains, train, transport, transportation, finding yourself, university, universities, college, colleges, education, delays, delay, career change, career changes, resignation, resignations, gap years, gap year, sabbatical, time off, millennial, millennials, subway, updates, commute, commuter, commuters
'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
Tags:bus, buses, subway, subways, tube, train, trains, tubes, mass transit, mass transits, transport, transporting, transports, direction, directions, confusing, annoy, annoying, talk, talking, advice, advise, adviser, confuse, confused, help, helped, annoyed, annoys, questioning, questions, questioned, public transport, public transports, chat, chatting, local, locals, pester, pestering, bother
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."
Tags:train, trains, train station, train stations, transport, transportation, public transport, public transportation, delay, delays, service change, service changes, commute, commuter, commuters, wizard, wizards, canal st, canal street, nyc, new york, warlock, warlocks, sorcerer, sorcerers, magic, magician, magicians
'Although most people think of it as something new, keyless entry technology has actually been around for hundreds of years!'