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'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'
"Do you want to be ridiculously enmeshed?"
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As he picked up the video game controller, the trap was sprung, and Ryan's mother forced him to fill out college applications.
"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
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'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'
'See you next spring, Morty.'
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'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'
Fast food trap.
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
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'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'
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After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.
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"That's what I mean by, 'You're the most inept boss I've ever worked for.'"
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'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'
The key to landing a good job is patience, persistence and timing. And networking.
'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'
'As animal traps go, I don't think THIS one has been properly thought through.'
'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilkins, but now that you know I'm not a real doctor, I'm afraid I can't allow you to leave."
Humpty the Game Warden
"I chewed the left one out of a trap; this one was pure nervous energy."
For the cultured mouse trap
"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"
Tags:sting operation, sting operations, sting, stings, leprechaun, leprechauns, treasure, treasure hunter, treasure hunters, pot of gold, pots of gold, pot o' gold, pots o' gold, trap, traps, trapping, entrapment, distrust, distrusts, distrusting, distrustful, suspicious, suspiciousness, suspicion, suspicions, heist, heists, steal, steals, stealing, st. patrick's day, st. patricks day, saint patrick's day, saint patricks day
'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'