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"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
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"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
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"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."
"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."
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"How much for a poster?"
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First Class Travel
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"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."
"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
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"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"
Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.
Death Decides Not To Take A Holiday
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"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
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"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."
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'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'
"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."
Winner of the Worst Slogan Contest.
'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'
'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'
"The Olympics is a HUGE enterprise these days..."
"Do you have anywhere hot, cheap and with a lot of cats?"
"We'd like to get away from it all...including each other!"
"That Romantic Cruise sounds good, but what do you suggest for my husband's vacation?"
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"No, I don't want to go to the Virgin Islands. I get enough of that at home."