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"Well, so long, fellows. I'm off to gay, carefree, exciting Stuyvesant Town."
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"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
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"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."
"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
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"...And then we have the 'Terrorist Special' where you're shot in the head and then dumped at the airport of your choice."
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"I'd like to book a trip to Paris in 1958."
"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."
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"Can you suggest some place where the dollar goes far but they don't want to kill us?"
"How much for a poster?"
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'Separate vacations - four of 'em!'
'Let's skip all the stress and drama this year and just plan a staycation.'
First Class Travel
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"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."
"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."
"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
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"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"
Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.
"It all looks so great. I can't wait to be disappointed."
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"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."
"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."
Death Decides Not To Take A Holiday
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"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
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'This coupon expired last week. Would you like to go back to redeem it?'
Super sustainable travel agency
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