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'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'
G.P.S. satellites gone bad
Tags:gps, g.p.s., gps satellites, g.p.s. satellites, gps satellite, g.p.s. satellite, global positioning system, directions, wrong directions, travel, travelling, driving, drive, driver, drivers, long drive, road trip, road trips, lost, off-course, off-track, disorientated, bad directions, gone bad, gone rogue, going bad, going rogue, bad, rogue
Caribbean Airport Security
Tags:limbo, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, danced, talent, talented, talents, airport, airports, metal detector, metal detectors, security, security guard, security guards, security screening, customs, immigration, immigrants, travel, travler, travelers, travellers, traveller, traveled, travelled, traveling, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, airport security, fly, flying, airplane, aeroplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, credit card miles, sky miles, flying credit, tropical, tropics, beach, beaches, island, islands
"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
"Ça suffit, good buddy!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist trap, tourist traps, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, wine, ceramic mug, ceramic mugs, coffee mug, coffee mugs, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, three stars
"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
Tags:carbon dioxide, co2, pollution, pollute, pollutes, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, travel, travelling, soccer, soccer games, football, football games, travels, drive, driving, drives, global warming, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, annoying, climate change, climate-change, children, child, kid, kids, environmental problems, sport, sports, unhelpful
"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, area 52, nevada, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, gift shop, gift shops, souvenir, souvenirs, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, lost, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, exploring, exploration, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, nyc, international, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, exotic, london, st. thomas, austria, jewish, jewish wedding, jewish weddings, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, bride, brides, bride-to-be, reality, reality check, relationship, relationships, love, whirlwind romance, couple, couples
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
Tags:over the river and through the wood, lydia maria child, composer, composers, poet, poets, poem, poems, writer, writers, author, authors, lyrics, lyric, vacation, vacations, song, songs, holiday, holidays, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, family, families, family vacation, family vacations, family holiday, family holidays, money, cheap, cheaper, fly, flying, travel company, travel companies, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, travel bureau, travel bureaus, thanksgiving, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, christmas
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."
Tags:desert, deserts, hot sun, sun, beating sun, waste, wasteland, wastes, dune, dunes, sand, sands, mirage, mirages, retreat, retreats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, working world, work life, working life, work life balance, buried, buried up tot he neck, neck deep, corporate, corporation, corporations, travelling, desperate, desperation, enough, enough is enough
"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, boarding, announcement, announcements, member, members, membership, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, ego, egotistic, egoist, egoists, egotistical, vain, vanity, selfish, self-centered, self-centred, modern line
Tags:viking, vikings, woman, women, warrior, warriors, warrior woman, warrior women, valkyries, valkyrie, mythology, myth, mythologyies, myths, mythological, norse, norse myth, norse gods, nordic, nordic myth, train, trains stop, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, announcement, announcer, train stop, train stops, next stop, escort, escorting, travel, travelling, valhalla, history, historical, juxtaposition
"Can I use my frequent flier miles?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, airline, airlines, airline points, frequent flier, frequent fliers, miles, points, frequent flier points, frequent flier miles, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, frequent flyer points, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, flying, air travel, points card, points cards, collecting points, collecting miles
More Tibet Films.
Tags:tibet, tibetan, family, families, tourism, tourists, american, americans, tourist, annoying, annoys, annoyed, irritate, irritating, hollywood, blockbuster, blockbusters, travelling, traveler, travelers, visitor, visitors, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, china, chinese, film, films, movie, movies
"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, plane, planes, passenger, passengers, seat, seats, window seat, windows seats, window, windows, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, look out, look, looking, mine, possessive, greedy, greed, selfish, controlling, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, luggage, baggage, bag, bags, lost, lost & found, lost and found, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, problem, problems, customer service, service, modern life, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, traveling, travelling
"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
Tags:venice, venetian, italy, gondola, gondolas, boat, boats, canal, canals, grand canal, gondolier, gondoliers, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, back-seat driving, annoying, demanding, critical, customer, customers, faster, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, driver, drivers, driving, transportation, directions
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, gig economy, travel, travelling, tour, tours, touring, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, on holiday, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, sketchy, bad tours, tour guide, guide, guides, delusion, deluded, crazy, language, speech patterns, speech, word play, play on words, city life
Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
Tags:suitcase, suitcases, caveman, cavemen, primitive, primitives, hunter gatherers, hunter-gatherers, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherer, travel, travelling, prehistoric, wheeling, wheels, journey, journeys, journeying, packing, packs, packed, bag, bags, bagged, holdall, wheel, wheels, wheeling, wheeled, roll, rolling, rolls, rolled, invent, invention, inventions
A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".
Tags:tourism, tourist, tourists, village, villages, fishing, quaint, quiet, small, parking, parking problem, parking problems, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sign, signs, signage, vacation, vacations, vacationer, vacationers, holiday, holidays, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, historic, historical, lack of parking, parking space, parking spaces, parking spot, parking spots, parking lot, parking lots
Prison on an airplane
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, correctional facility, correctional facilities, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, air travel, passenger, passengers, confined, stuck, cabin, cabins, locked up, trapped, miserable, misery, terrible, horrible, experience, experiences, modern life, travel, traveling, travelling, air, walls, wall, airline, airlines
'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'