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"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."
Christmas Group Therapy.
Tags:group therapy, therapy, group, groups, christmas, christmases, santa claus, santa, snowman, snowmen, snow, reindeer, reindeers, elf, elves, christmas elf, christmas elves, believe in myself, dead end job, treat, treats, treatment, treating, treated, shrink, psychiatrist, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Rate your pain...
"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
Tags:doctor, doctors, treat, treatment, treating, treats, treated, examination, examine, examines, recommend, recommendation, gp, general practitioner, g.p., personal physician, suggest, suggesting, plastic surgery, profit, profiteering, unhelpful, fire, fires, hair, hairs, flaming, flames, redhead, redheads, absurd, ridiculous
'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, head shrink, head shrinks, head doctor, head doctors, session, therapy, treat, treats, treated, treating, money cant buy happiness, happy, happiness, lease, rent, hire, rich, wealth, wealthy, misunderstood, misunderstand, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."
Tags:gold miner, gold miners, gold mining, miner, miners, sluice, sluices, prospector, prospectors, gold mine, gold mines, mining for gold, wild west, western, westerns, frontier, frontiers, 49ers, forty niner, forty niners, forty-niner, forty-niners, striking gold, fortune, fortunes, treat, treats, eating out, eat out
It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
"Forget about me, kid. I'm going to die in this joint… start a new life." "Cookie…."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, visitation, visitations, visitor, visitors, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, treat, treats, man's best friend, loyalty, loyal, confusion.confused, misunderstanding
Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat lady, crazy cat lady, crazy cat people, cat person, cat people, cat carrier, luxury, luxuries, cat got the cream, luxurious, luxuriously, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic pets, love, loving, owner, pet owner, owners, role, roles, switched, switching, role switching, love, loves, loving, treat, special treatment
'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'
"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, allergy, allergies, cure, cures, curing, treat, treating, treatment, treatments, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, message, messages, sending a message, threat, threaten, threatening, threats
"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
Tags:office worker, office workers, friday, fridays, cupcake, cupcakes, treat, treats, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, long week, long weeks, work stress, stress, stressing, stressed out, stress, motivation, motivation, tried, tiring, exhaustion, exhausted, long day, long days, overwork, overworked, encouragement, overeat, overeating, indulge, indulgent, indulgence, overindulge, overindulging
"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie."
'It looks like mad cow disease.'
The Potato Man
Tags:potato, potatoes, tuber, tubers, ireland, irish, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, play on words, word play, word-play, ice cream truck, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, treat, treats, food, foods, snacks, snack, snacking, shop, shopping, vendor, street vendor, street vendors, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, alternate, alternate universe, absurdist
'Always remember, Luke. This is the pros. When you win, they scratch you behind your ears. When you lose, they put you to sleep.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, american football, american football player, american football players, treat, treats, scratch, put to sleep, put down, incentive, incentives, motivation, motivational, die, dies, dying, died, dead, kill, killed, kills, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
Tags:bakery, bakers, baker, baked goods, muffin, muffins, cupcake, cupcakes, sweet, sweets, savoury, ingredients, ingredient, same, similar, similarity, similarities, different, differences, breakfast, snack, snacks, treat, treats, delicacy, patisserie, delicate, food fight, food fights, food taste, tastes, tasty, food differences, food difference, special occasions, inequality
'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'
"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."
Tags:deductible, deductibles, insurance, insurance deductible, insurance deductibles, treatment, treatments, insurance overage, insurance fee, insurance fees, fee, fees, treat, treats, treating, chronic illness, chronic illnesses, high risk, high risk pool, high risk pools, american healthcare, healthcare
A couple eat from a bird feeder.
"Who wants a little treat tartare?"
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I like to reward my employees for doing a good job. That's why I keep treats in my pockets when I walk past the cubicles.'
'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, treat, treats, train, trained, trains, training, trainer, trainers, paw, paws, shake, shaking, watch this, impressive, impress, show off, showing off, dogi s a mans best friend, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys