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Christmas Group Therapy.
Tags:group therapy, therapy, group, groups, christmas, christmases, santa claus, santa, snowman, snowmen, snow, reindeer, reindeers, elf, elves, christmas elf, christmas elves, believe in myself, dead end job, treat, treats, treatment, treating, treated, shrink, psychiatrist, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
Tags:doctor, doctors, treat, treatment, treating, treats, treated, examination, examine, examines, recommend, recommendation, gp, general practitioner, g.p., personal physician, suggest, suggesting, plastic surgery, profit, profiteering, unhelpful, fire, fires, hair, hairs, flaming, flames, redhead, redheads, absurd, ridiculous
'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, head shrink, head shrinks, head doctor, head doctors, session, therapy, treat, treats, treated, treating, money cant buy happiness, happy, happiness, lease, rent, hire, rich, wealth, wealthy, misunderstood, misunderstand, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'
'It looks like mad cow disease.'
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What'll it be...'
Tags:halloween, trick or treat, treat, treats, treating, treated, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, trickster, tricksters, prank, pranks, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, egg, eggs, egging, egged, mess, messes, messy, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
On vacation to relieve stress.
"You're doing fine. The only side effect is that part of you is now my intellectual property."
"You can rejoin your party if you think you can refrain from slurping your soup! Got that?"
Tags:restaurant, diner, cafe, food, eatery, dining, dining out, waitress, punishment, scolding, scold, child, treated, treated like a child, punish, punished, dinner party, dinner, guzzle, eating, noise, noisy, wife, mother, relationship, naughty corner, tell off, telling off, scolded, scolding, berate, fault, reprimand, couple, couples, man, woman, mom, mum, slurp, sip, sipping
'What worries me now that we are a parent company is that we'll be treated like parents are...'
'Try to become as active as your bladder.'
'Have you tried limping?'
'I think your problem is lack of self control.'
'Doctors are watned to take meticulous notes of all conversations with patients who refuse to accept treatment advice.'
It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.
'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'
Show and Tell.
'It may not be the solution you were looking for, but physician-assisted noogies are the best I can legally go.'
Tags:gp, general practitioner, doctor, doctors, doctors practice, physician, physicians, noogy, noogie, noogies, not what you were looking for, solution, solutions, best i can do, legal, legally, diagnose, diagnosis, treat, treating, treats, treated, treatment, treatments, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'That's baseball, kids. When you win, you eat ice cream, And when you lose, you watch the other team eat ice cream.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, lose, loses, losing, loser, losers, lesson, lessons, watch, watches, watching, watched, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, reward, rewards, rewarding, rewarded, treat, treats, treated, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I think someone's asking to go out.'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, ask, asks, asking, asked, permission, permissions, permission, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owning, pet owners, lazy, beg, begging, treat, treats, begs, treated, treating, begged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'
Tags:octopus, octopi, ink, inking, inked, inks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, head shrink, head shrinks, shrinks, head doctor, head doctors, counseling, counsel, counsels, counseled, treat, treated, treats, treating, splotch, splotches, ink stain, bodily functions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm sensing a lot of road rage.'
Tags:road rage, road, roads, car, cars, motor, motors, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, shrink, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, treat, treating, treats, treated, treatment, therapy, therapist, therapists, diagnosis, diagnose, doctor, doctors, counseling, counsel, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Perhaps I didn't make myself clear at our last session when I told you 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'.'
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, head shrink, head shrinks, today is the first day of the rest of your life, baby, babies, session, sessions, therapy, treat, treats, treatment, treatments, treating, treated, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstands, mistake, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys