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Christmas Group Therapy.
Tags:group therapy, therapy, group, groups, christmas, christmases, santa claus, santa, snowman, snowmen, snow, reindeer, reindeers, elf, elves, christmas elf, christmas elves, believe in myself, dead end job, treat, treats, treatment, treating, treated, shrink, psychiatrist, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
Tags:doctor, doctors, treat, treatment, treating, treats, treated, examination, examine, examines, recommend, recommendation, gp, general practitioner, g.p., personal physician, suggest, suggesting, plastic surgery, profit, profiteering, unhelpful, fire, fires, hair, hairs, flaming, flames, redhead, redheads, absurd, ridiculous
"I'm jealous of whomever he thinks we are..."
Tags:couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, walk, walks, walking, street, streets, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, flower, flowers, petal, petals, leaf, leaves, feet, lay at one's feet, royalty, treat, treats, treating, treatment, treated, jealous, jealously, basket, baskets, homeless, mistake, mistakes, mistaken
'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, head shrink, head shrinks, head doctor, head doctors, session, therapy, treat, treats, treated, treating, money cant buy happiness, happy, happiness, lease, rent, hire, rich, wealth, wealthy, misunderstood, misunderstand, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'
Today's special... donuts.
"Rosa's like family, and she's legal, too. Aren't you, dear?"
Tags:maid, maids, housemaid, housemaids, employee, employed, serve, serves, serving, servant, servants, family, family member, family members, treatment, treated, well treated, legal, legitimate, licit, show off, showing off, agree, agrees, agreeing, passive, unresistant, please, pleases, pleasing, care, caring
"Drop the ball!"
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, pet, pets, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, bullhorn, bullhorns, ball, fetch, fetches, fetching, fetched, drop, drops, dropping, dropped, play, plays, playing, played, treat, treats, treated, treating, treatment, treatments
'It looks like mad cow disease.'
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What'll it be...'
Tags:halloween, trick or treat, treat, treats, treating, treated, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, trickster, tricksters, prank, pranks, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, egg, eggs, egging, egged, mess, messes, messy, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.
Tags:prisoner, prisoners, in prison, convict, convicts, convicted, cell, cells, lamb, leg of lamb, lamb chop, lamb chops, treat, treats, treated, satisfy, satisfied, satisfying, satisfaction, tally, tallies, tallying, chart, charts, day, days, dinner, count, counts, counting, count down, counting down
"Two ride limit, Mr. President."
Tags:carousel, carousels, merry-go-round, merry-go-rounds, president, presidents, us president, american president, american presidents, limit, limits, limited, ride, rides, riding, two ride limit, non-special treatment, treat, treated, treating, bird, birds, roundabout, roundabouts, fairground, fairgrounds, fairground ride, fairground rides
On vacation to relieve stress.
"You're doing fine. The only side effect is that part of you is now my intellectual property."
"You can rejoin your party if you think you can refrain from slurping your soup! Got that?"
Tags:restaurant, diner, cafe, food, eatery, dining, dining out, waitress, scolding, scold, child, treated, treated like a child, punish, punished, dinner party, dinner, guzzle, eating, noise, noisy, wife, mother, relationship, naughty corner, tell off, telling off, scolded, scolding, berate, fault, reprimand, couple, couples, man, woman, mom, mum, slurp, sip, sipping
'What worries me now that we are a parent company is that we'll be treated like parents are...'
'Try to become as active as your bladder.'
'Have you tried limping?'
'I think your problem is lack of self control.'
'Doctors are watned to take meticulous notes of all conversations with patients who refuse to accept treatment advice.'
"Fraud or redistribution!"
Tags:holiday, holidays, trick or treat, tricking, trick, tricked, tricks, treat, treats, treating, treated, halloween, hallow's eve, hallowe'en, fraud, fraudulent, frauds, fraudulence, defraud, redistribute, redistributing, redistributed, redistributes, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, accountant, accountants, accounting, money, finance, finances, financial adviser, financial advisers, stock market, stocks, stock markets, child, children
It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.
'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'