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'Now look at this. This is interesting!'
'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'
'Long way down huh? Just thinking about it makes me queasy...Course if I knew there were some sugar cubes waiting for me back at the ranch, that might help settle me down.'
'There's an article in one of the recent veterinary journals...'
Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.
'I'm awfully sorry to have to ask you to make a house call doctor.'
'You wouldn't dare hit me! You'd break asepsis!'
'It looks like rain. Let's roll her into the barn.'
'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'
'Me friend! Me animal doctor....'
'Why didn't you tell me you wanted a fur coat?'
'Well, it was one of those days, Hon! I had a full bladder and an empty stomach...'
'Say, Doc. I know you're in a hurry, but...'
'Hot? Yes, it is! But it's a DRY heat!'
'I haven't been kicked once since I bought this new thermometer.'
'A man called about a 'cow down in the Sudan...'
'Ho boy! Ho! I went to veterinary school because I loved animals....'
'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'
'Morning, Duane! That old cow look better today?'
'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'