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"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."
Tags:lumberjack, lumberjacks, logger, loggers, wood cutter, wood cutters, woodcutter, woodcutters, lumber jack, lumber jacks, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, falling in love, in love, romance, romantic, tree, trees, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, romantics, mistake, mistakes, life choices, inconvenient, inconvenience
"You can tell it's really old because at a certain age it just stopped counting."
Tags:tree, trees, fell, fells, felling, tree felling, old, old age, ring, rings, ageing, lumberjack, lumber jack, lumberjacks, lumber jack, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, saw, saws, sawing, weather, weathering, stop, stopped, count, counts, counting, stopped counting, forgot, forgotten, forgetful, forgets, forgetting, memory loss, amnesia, amnesiac
"I didn't copy your haircut, the same plane hit me."
"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, pruning, tree, trees, branch, branches, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture, foliage, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, directing
"It's okay...It just thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"
'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'
Take your Daughter to Word Day
Tags:take your daughter to work day, lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, father and daughter, fathers and daughters, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, irresponsible, irresponsibility
'If you can't stand the sight of sap... go inside... this isn't going to be pretty.'
Changing house name.
"You were very brave."
Tags:man, men, lawncare, lawn care, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, tree, trees, branch, branches, brave, courageous, medical, medicine, procedure, procedures, praise, praising, doctor, doctors, kids, kid, child, children, patient, patients, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture
'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'
Caution - Men Working In Trees.
'Wait a minute! Aren't you going to use an anesthetic?'
Tree sturgeon: fish on tree limb.
"How bad is it doc?"
"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"
Tags:eating out, dining out, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, big portion, big portions, supersize, supersized, fruit cup, fruit cups, fruit salad, fruit salads, lumberjack, lumberjacks, logger, loggers, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, fruit, fruits, table service, value for money, good value, over sized, over-sized, oversized, diner, diners, commercialism
Stupid Tree Surgeon.
'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'
'Tree Surgeon On Call' notice on car comes to the attention of Traffic Warden.
Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.
Tree asking tree surgeon where his anesthesiologist is.
Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.