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"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'
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'Since we invented language it has become so much easier to identify intruders on our territory.'
"It's the dog."
Tags:dogs in, dogs out, let the dog in, breaking and entering, break in, break-in, breaking in, trespassing, trespassed, trespasser, window, windows, apartment, apartments, marriage, married, married life, bed, bedtime, night time, burglar, burglary, burglars, through the window, dog, dogs, doggo, doge, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets
All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'
Philosophy Department sign reads "Trespassers will be.".
"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"
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'Think we should ask permission first?'
"Sorry, lady, this beach is private."
And employs experts to ensure that they never get out.
A householder is entitled to remove any object that encroaches on his property - but it must be returned to the rightful owner.
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Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.
Tags:rural life, rural lifestyle, rural lifestyles, farm animal, farm animals, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, barnyards, farm, farms, countryside, countrysides, cow, cows, cattle, pig, pigs, goose, geese, chicken, chickens, camper, campers, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, camp site, camp sites, tent, tents, tenting, summer, summers, summertime, summer-time, childhood, rural ideal, herd, herds, local wildlife, wildlife, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, thelwell
No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.
'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'
"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."
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"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."
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'I can always tell when Marmaduke is in our yard.'
'He collects signs.'
Keep off the clouds! We're cirrus about it!
'Murder, eh? Nailed me for trespassing.'
'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'
"Arresting me for trespass - on what grounds?"
"I think you should tell the captain that we're probably not the first ones here."