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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, air travels, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, fussy customer, fussy customers, flight, flights, customer satisfaction, customer experience, customer experience, aisle seat, aisle seats, non-smoking, bug spray, big sprays, grump, grumpy, old lady, old ladies, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, old age, old-age
"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"
"How about this: you don't take our order by memory and we won't forget to tip?"
Tags:tip, tips, tipper, tippers, tipping, tipped, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, restaurant worker, restaurant workers, memorize, memorise, good memory, good memories, order, orders, ordering, food order, food orders, customer service, customer experience, customer satisfaction, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, tipping convention, tipping conventions
"Hello yes, I placed an order on seamless and it's been nearly an hour."
Tags:online shopping, internet shopping, online retailer, online retailers, internet retailer, internet retailers, flood, floods, natural disaster, natural disasters, flooding, extreme weather, delivery speed, delivery speeds, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, customer service, customer services
"Hey buddy, you ever gonna order a drink, or what?"
"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."
"Maybe next time you should pay the bill BEFORE you tell them you're giving the place a lousy online review!"
Tags:difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, customer, customer service, customer services, online review, online reviews, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, food review, food reviews, waiter, waiters, dissatisfied customer, dissatisfied customers, bad review, bad reviews, food critic, food critics
"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"
Tags:cave painting, cave painter, cave painters, cave art, cave drawing, cave drawings, paint, paints, wall colour, wall color, house decorator, house decorators, decorator, decorators, home decorator, home decorators, wall paint, wall paints, cavewoman, cavewomen, indecisive, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers
"This wild rice tastes tame."
"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"
Tags:tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday destination, holiday destinations, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacation plan, vacation plans, holiday plan, holiday plans, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers
"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."
Tags:passenger, passengers, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, rebel, rebels, rebelling, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewardess, air stewardess, cabin crew, cabin crews, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers
'These ice cubes in my water are too cold. Can I get a refund?'
Tags:difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, customer service, customer services, waitress, waitresses, waiter, waiters, server, servers, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy eating, fussiness, ice cube, ice cubes, ice-cube, ice-cubes, cold drink, cold drinks, eating out, eat out
"My bouche was not amused."
Tags:hors d’œuvre, appetizer, appetizers, appetiser, appetisers, amuse-bouche, amuse-bouches, amuse-gueule, amuse-gueules, amuse gueule, amuse gueules, amuse bouche, amuse bouches, waiter, waiters, server, servers, chef, chefs, eating out, restaurants, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, complaint, complaints, customer, customers
"Sometimes I really hate this job."
'The customer is always right...'
'Excuse me, ma'am, there's a fly in my...'
'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'
"There's a guy at the back booth screaming and setting off fireworks."
'Too much hazel not enough nut.'
"For my sanity, please turn off all electronic devices."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, air, hostess, hostesses, steward, stewards, stewardess, stewardesses, flight, jetlagged, cabin crew, flights, air travel, customer service, customer services, difficult passenger, difficult passengers, tricky customer, tricky customers, tricky passenger, tricky passengers, electronic device, electronic devices
"I drink coffee for your safety."
'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'
"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."
"Please stick on a piece of lamb, then some green pepper, then some more lamb."
"Waiter, there's some soup on my fly."