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My other cart is a shopping cart.
Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.
'I'm giving you 10,000 free golf balls with my company's logo on them. Since you'll lose every one of them, it'll be good advertising.'
'Looks like a dog leg to the right.'
Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.
'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'
'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'
'Head down...eye on the ball...'
'Did you see my ball come by here?'
'What a lousy round...I couldn't stay out of the traps.'
How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.
'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
'Lucky for you I just ate. By the way, there's a set of clubs sitting over there, if you're interested.'
'He forgot to fix his divots, he plays too slow and he left a beer can on the course. He knew this was a tough country club when he joined.'
'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'
'I bought the biggest, oversized clubs I could find, and I still suck.'
'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'
"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"
Valhalla Ryder Cup.
Clergy golf cart in church parking spaces.
Tiny caddies carrying clubs.
For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.