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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'
"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
"Let's try it without the fries!"
A snake attempts to wrap a present
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'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'
"I struggled for years to understand what motivates me to do the things I do. Only took the jury five minutes."
'My testimony is not the whole truth... but it is truthesque.'
Trying to grow up.
Tags:street, streets, pavement, pavements, homeless, homelessness, beg, begs, begging, money, grow up, growing up, educate, education, try, tries, trying, expense, expensive, afford, unaffordable, trying, donate, donating, donation, seek, seeks, seeking, charity, plead for, change, changing, changes
"You have to at least try, Timmy. Your father built you a participation trophy case."
"Of course, if this one flops we're done."
Tags:flop, flops, plan z, fail-safe, fail-safes, plan, plans, planning, plan b, hierarchy, hierarchies, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, executive, executives, planning commission, planning commissions, last ditch, last ditch effort, last ditch efforts, effort, efforts, try, tries, trying
'This mattress feels lumpy, but then again, that could be me.'
A singer launches her mouth from her face.
It's no use, Glenn... We're trapped like - well... Like ourselves, I guess.
Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.
Rugby player carrying ball in his headband
'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'
'Beegly, I want you to give this old college try... you know, cheat.'
"Papi, is it okay to fail?"
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Office of the independent counsel.
'I'm sentencing you to life, plus the 37 minutes you were late to court today.'
I'm charging you a dollar for whatever's in your mouth.
'When I was a prop...'