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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
Grim Reaper. Trim Reaper. Tim's Reefer
The trim reaper
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
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"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."
"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."
Tags:women, woman, girl, girls, lady, ladies, women's hair, women's hairstyle, women's hairstyles, hairstyle, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairdos, hairdo, hairdresser, hairdressers, stylist, stylists, makeover, beauty, cosmetology, cosmetologist, cosmetologists, unrealistic expectations, miracle worker, miracle workers, hair styling, trim, trimmed, blow dry, blowout, unsatisfied, customer, customers, customer service, salon, salons, beauty parlour, beauty parlours
'Just a little off the bottom.'
The Trim Reaper
"Just a bit off the top, please."
Moses parts the Red Sea.
'Relax. I'm the Trim Reaper. I'm here for hr flabby thighs and your spare tire.'
'He's our hedge fund manager.'
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, light, lights, fairy light, fairy lights, christmas lights, decorate, decorates, decoration, decorations, do-it-yourself, home decoration, home decorations, home decor, decor, trim, trims, trimming, tree, trees, wad, wads, wadded, wadded up, disentangle, disentangles, disentangling, entangle, entangled, tangle, tangles, tangled, tangled up
"Now let's see...I counted three chins which makes it three beards and a grand total of six pounds."
'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'
'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'
'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'
"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
Tags:stylish, stylishness, rapunzel, haircut, haircuts, unwanted attention, male attention, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstyles, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, long hair, trim, trims, trimming, beauty salon, beauty salons, averse, fable, fables, break in, breaks in, breaking in, entitlement, male entitlement, feminist, feminists, feminism, fairy tale, fairy tales
"Would you see to old Peterson? He's in the philodendron again."
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'I told my hair stylist to take a little off the top.'
"For goodness sake Samson, let me at least cut your fringe!"
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'We'll do the trim tomorrow, and we can diffuse that bomb if you want.'
'Pappa, you did a fine job of trimming the tree.'
"You gotta admit, it's straight now."
Tags:christmas, tree, trees, cut, cutting, saw, sawing, crooked, tree stand, decorate, decoration, decorations, evergreen, conifer, coniferous, yule, yuletide, tannenbaum, trim, trimming, limb, limbs, trunk, trunks, needle, needles, stand, stands, tree stand, tree stands, straight, straighten, branch, branches, straighten up, straightens up, christmas, xmas, x-mas
'Can you take a little off the top, please?'